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Nov 24, 2010
Good Morning Wednesday!
Coffee and Aunt Jemima? Desperate times call for desperate measures. Heather Graham and Bridget Moynahan's yummy . Mmmmmmm...

Nov 23, 2010
Sexy Ducks, who's on my "TO DO" list and Inmates
I’m thinking of getting married and starting a family in 2011. Why not? Everyone else is doing it. Ha ha One thing I have to get off my “To Do” list though, is having my way with a young, cute, male virgin. My friend Alex did, and I’m so jealous. I think

Nov 23, 2010
Cool Home Designs
If you love architecture, like I do...check this out!

Nov 22, 2010
My Guilty Pleasures
Sarah Palin - What's NOT to love? Sister Wives - Polygamy in action and Pimps. How do they do it?

Nov 22, 2010
New TSA Security Pat-Downs
As for the new TSA security pat-downs, I’m not sure what everyone’s complaining about. My officer was cute, gentle to the touch, in some moments, pleasurably skilled and served with a smile.

Nov 21, 2010
Interesting Listing in the Personal Ad section of the Freeport News
Middle Aged male seeks female age 25-30 for live-in relationship. Good handwriting an asset?????

Nov 21, 2010
What I’ve learnt/realized in the past 48 hours.
1. Declaring celibacy is an aphrodisiac

Nov 19, 2010
Brain’s still off. WHAT a surprise eh? Dull, dull, dull.
Time for a beer.

Nov 18, 2010
Why I Think Donald Trump would make a GOOD PRESIDENT
I’d just rather have someone who’s gotten their hands down and dirty creating something of substance and has something to show for it instead of...

Nov 17, 2010
Loyal readers, best friends and new adventures
Last week, my brain was shutting down. This week, the cells were so insanely pumped with emotions, it can’t shut DOWN because it doesn’t even know which way is up.

Nov 14, 2010
Happy Birthday Mommy!!!!!!
A Special Entry for My Favorite Lady. :)

Nov 13, 2010
Smooth sweet curves, ungrateful bitches and breaking up with my laptop
"Within the 2nd week, this custom chromed, teched out, waste of space starts crashing on me like a high-maintenance, ungrateful bitch. (Not that I’ve dealt with ANY of those in my life)"

Nov 12, 2010
George Jung, Darkened "Sunshines" and Leaving the Future to Jump Back to the Past
But at the end of the day, after all the fun and games, the dark side of emptiness creeps in. An insatiable hole that gobbles up distractions and remains a void, created by a crater smashed down by life.

Nov 11, 2010
Respecting that which exists, from the Tooth Fairy to God
"There was also a point in my life, where I gave becoming a nun, serious consideration..."

Nov 10, 2010
The Good Ole Days and Memory Lane
Ricky Martin, Lenny Kravitz, ex-fiances, strippers and getting to know your maid. :) - It's NOT all about the Nanny.

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