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I Actually, DON'T Want to Go. Miracles DO happen!

Apr 14, 2011

For the first time in my life, I actually DON'T want to leave. **sigh** Every section in my life is basically perfect besides the fact I don't do anything to generate any income here.

(Yeah, THAT can pose to be QUITE the problem. The bank account only seems to go in ONE direction and I can't think of anything I'd like to do on this island that won't have me wanting to SLICE my wrists.)

Spent the day with "ma crew" and the most DARLING and ADORABLE lil peanut with the most GORGEOUS eyes on the PLANET! Like seriously, I usually lose myself in them thinking, "Oh you bitch, I'm so jealous." ha ha They're like laser beams that just ZAP at ya, even if you aren't looking. If she were 15 years older, I'd snatch her up in no time. She is DEFINITELY gonna break hearts when she springs up. I can't wait to watch her in action! (with a few Cara tips to stay on top. No one's ever gonna roll over my baby, nor break HER heart. Not with Auntie Cara around!)

She's going to be 3 on the 3rd of May. Or so she says. Not sure when her actual birthday party is, but she has invited me. I thought she'd forget, but she mentioned it to me AGAIN today while playing on the swings. Shit. I'm not going to be here! UGH! And I'm supposed to be one of Flounder's babies in her Little Memaid Themed soiree. What to do? Shit, I may just have to fly back. I'd rather die than break a promise to a child. Even if it's for the day, looks like I'll have to plan on coming back. Lawd. I'm such a sucker for a pure heart. Kids bleed my bank account DRY, but...they're worth it. Aren't they?

Tanned out poolside for about 2 hours. (Yes, yes getting my sexy back!!) My "DON'T GIVE A SHIT" session of lifestyle is now over. Time to kick shit back into gear. I'm soon to be heading back into the "real" world and into "civilized" society so must look less like a tree-hugging, acid-tripping 60s island hippie and return to the 21st Century.

Wore my contacts for the first time today. I used to ALWAYS wear them, but didn't give a fuck for so long, I stuck with my brainiac yet fashionably conscious Versace frames.

After my tanning session, headed out to another friend's house. OMG. Talk about pulling at my heartstrings. My friends have some of the most AWESOME kids. Makes me wanna stay and ABSORB all the fabulousness, fun and love they have to share.

(The actual friends aren't too shabby either) ha ha ha

However, duty calls. One of my best friends needs me right now, but I may be back sooner than planned. Oh you BITCHES! How dare you make it so hard to stay away?!??! As for my readers, I don't want to bore you with my lovey dovey island life, so I'll treat you to the wild times and country hopping that you've grown accustomed to.

Oh, the things I do for my loyal fans. I feel the pressures to travel because I want to keep you entertained. Is that CRAZY!??!!?!?

Love you all, (well, not you...nor you who just spy on my shit to see what I'm up to for evil reasons. Nor you either who checks in to see if I slip up and mention a certain somebody, cuz it ain't gonna happen. You just got a chill down your spine, didn't ya? "How does she know??" Muahaha Told ya, I'm powerful!) but yeah, for most of you, (648,006 hits and counting for the year) even the ones that read every day yet never say "hello" or "hi" or comment...it's fine. I understand. I'm your guilty pleasure like anal beads and sex swings. As we say here in the Bahamas:

"E'ryt'in COOL!"

:)

*Muah*

Missing you all already, but I have more FABULOUS fish to fry.
he he You're special, but there ARE more of you in my life.
Must...share...the Cara time.
HA HA HA

God told me so.
:)