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Got ASS??????????

Apr 14, 2011

I may not have much in the trunk, but I got plenty in the FACE! EWWWWWWWWWIE! No not like THAT you pervs! I feel I've been LOOKING like ASS! Or even worse! Yuck! Was out playing in the sun and on the play sets with one of my favorite little kiddies, and dude.

I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOO WHITE!!!!!!! Not even YELLOW anymore, WHITE!!!!!!!!!

What happened to me?!?!?!?!
Gonna need to nip that shit in the bud. GRUESOME. Seriously. 2 shades away from seeing veins.

Hello??? Mafia crew???? Was anyone about to clue me in on this DISEASED state of "grace???"

Some FRIENDS YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!

As of today, GREEN LIGHT for anyone wishing to kidnap me for a beach run!!!!
Gotta pass the chink stage and bring back my inner, tanned and luscious "Hawaiian."

I'm counting on you.
Thanks!

:)