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I Now Pronounce YOU, Obsolete....
Aug 27, 2011
Words, are now apparently, getting the SHAFT.
WE NO longer need you, you are yesterday’s news,
last season’s RUN…
Such a cold, cold world we live in, huh??
Some of the GLORIOUS words that have been deemed
and no longer included in smaller print dictionaries are:
Brabble – to argue stubbornly about trifles;noisy, quarrelsome chatter (can we make the act’s EXISTENCE obsolete as well?)
Deliciate – to delight one’s self (WHY would anyone want to get rid of THIS precious word? Who’s in? Wanna deliciate yourself with me?)
Frigorific – FRRRIIIIIIGOOORIFIC!!!!!!!!! Is just awesome to say. Like it’d come straight out of Tigger’s mouth. (Ummmmm…hello? Winnie the Pooh…Tigger??? Duh!)
Supererogate – to do more than duty requires (lazy ass mutha f-ckers musta “X-ed” this one. Ha ha
ASIANS would NEVER see to it that a word like this be destroyed!!!!!!!!!!!!
We should actually make a SUPER HERO outta this word!
I have now deemed it, my NEW middle name.
I just gotta get my tongue around pronouncing it fluidly.
Younker - No, I'm not calling you one. It's the last WUUUURD.
You can look up the meanings to the rest if you wish.
I only pointed out the ones that “spoke” to me and pleaded…
(Yes, words, fluffy cute little animals and motorcycles, ALL speak to me)
I'm NOT crazy or schizo, you're just not special enough
or worthy of the waste in breath.
However, thru me, they speak to you.
I kid. C'mon. Laugh. It was funny.